I was traumatized for life yesterday
I was passing the bus stop and there was a man masturbating in there. When he saw me, he moaned loudly…
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My favourite timer for exercising at home →
The Human Body Exhibition
I wish I had a bean bag chair in England...
1year2transform replied to your photoset: Easter 2012 - all eggs and a few of my favourites love your eggs!!!!
insertthemesonghere reblogged this from you and added: How did you do that? *Put some onion skins and some nice shaped leaves on eggs (you may add some colourings under onion skins to have two-coloured eggs) *Wrap eggs in tights *Put into boiling water with colourings *Boil as normal eggs *Take them out of the water, unwrap tights, wash well *Use some oil to make them shine Last year I...
Does anyone want to see my Easter eggs?
It's been less than a week and I already want to...
Why I hate exercising at home
Grandmother walks in: Come to eat
Father walks in: THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Me: You can leave now
Gramother walks in again: Food is getting cold
Me: I'm not hungry
Sister walks in: Why are you in the basement? It's cold here
Me: I'm exercising, it's not cold for me
Sister: Grandmother, sister is in the basement, she will get cold
Me: Get out
Sister: Have you weighed yourself recently? It seems you have lost weight
This sign should be put on the doors of most...
Found my motivation again
Shop assistant: Sorry, we don't have your size.
Shop assistant: I'm sorry, this one is the biggest size we have.
Shop assistant: They don't even make this your size.
Shop assistant: We don't have this your size but look at these *points some clothes that even my grandmother would consider horrible*
Grandmother: Have you lost weight?
Being at home is a test for me: homemade food is...
HOME SWEET HOME!!!
Leaving in half an hour